Wednesday, 26 August 2009

The Tale Of Big Bull And Little Bull.

There are two bulls in a field: Little Bull is young and headstrong, whereas Big Bull is old and wise.

One day, over the horizon, Little Bull spies a herd of heifers, twenty five or thirty strong.

In his excitement, he exclaims to Big Bull, "Hey, do you see that? Look at all those heifers! What do you say we run down there and knock a few of those up?"

Big Bull turns calmly to Little Bull and replies, "Nah, let's walk down there quietly and knock up the whole lot."



Thank you Alan for your Aussie wisdom. Confusion to the enemy!

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