Welcome To Holloway.

"Sam, Sam! I need your help, my Mum's been arrested! I went to her house and it was taped off, it's a crime scene! She's been nicked! Policeman said she stabbed 2 blokes in the face!" - Hysterical woman on the phone on my street.

Can you name me a better song?

"I can't give you anything but love,
That's the only thing I've plenty of.
Dream a while, scheme a while,
We're sure to find,
Happiness, and I guess
All those things you've always pined for
Gee, I'd like to see you looking swell,
Diamond bracelets Woolworth doesn't sell.
Till that lucky day, oh that lucky day,
You know darned well,
I can't give you anything but love."

Scenes from Japang Pt 3

Scenes from Japang Pt 2

Hygiene As A Means For Advancing The Intellect.

I brush my teeth with my left hand
in a vain attempt to be
that little bit more like my hero;
Leonardo Da Vinci.

Scenes from Japang Pt 1

$2 Dollar Soul Show

Currently keeping me warm.*
$2 Dollar Soul Show @ djskemerichards.podomatic.com/

*Plus central heating but shush.

BACKSPIIIIIINS.

Justice For Jacuzzis.

"When an angry gorilla cries,
who's gonna be there to dry his eyes?
And when an angry gorilla's depressed,
who's gonna heal him with a soft caress?
Ooh ooh ah ah.
The tears are rolling down my cheeks.
Ooh ooh ah ah.
Liquid sorrow that my eyes excrete."

Ode To An Inanimate Block Of Wood Carved In A Manner To Imply The Opposite.

Oh wooden figure
of impressive barb,
with robe so white and long,
your eyes so gently closed as if
in constant silent song.
How I admire
your countenance,
with patience near divine.
How I wish so wise an attribute
was one of mine.