"Sam, Sam! I need your help, my Mum's been arrested! I went to her house and it was taped off, it's a crime scene! She's been nicked! Policeman said she stabbed 2 blokes in the face!" - Hysterical woman on the phone on my street.
Hi, I'm Alastair. Welcome to my blog, which is mostly full of my awful poetry. Anyone hoping for actual street fashion from Farnham may or may not be bitterly disappointed.
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